brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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