This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
FUCK WHALES
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