I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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