garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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