She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Randomize
