no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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