Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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