This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
