If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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