I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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