awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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