somebody snuck up and got me drunk
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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