i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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