you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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