i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
this will be a night to untag.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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