elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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