great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
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