She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Randomize