You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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