I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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