My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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