yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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