i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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