Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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