Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
why do cheetos always look like penises
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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