I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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