Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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