So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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