she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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