I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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