We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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