Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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