I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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