Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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