a queef is a wish your heart makes.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Randomize