Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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