What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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