How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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