Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Randomize
