If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I have feelings that need drinking.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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