I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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