does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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