You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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