her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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