Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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