Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
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