her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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