Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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