oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I seem to have left my pride at pride
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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