After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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