why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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