What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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