woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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