I cockslap morals
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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